-WXW/VWF Gang Bang-

May 4, 2003
Arena De Goat in Powhatan Point, OH

(Results written by VWF's Rob Features)   This event started with Construction Bill coming out to the ring.  He addressed his match against the Senator and then introduced VWF Hall of Famers (Skidman and Jetter were present), while displaying a VWF tribute video.  Afterward, Senator Big Truble came down to the ring and was taunting Bill, while the Jetter and Skidman had to restrain Bill from attacking.

Rob Features interviewed Dirty Harry, who actually had video footage of himself and Corduroy King wrestling 11 years ago.

Rob Features interviewed Corduroy King, who spoke on large range of subjects, ranging from the Goatherder, Dirty Harry, and the Walterd.  The Senator made an appearance and declared that GW would become the special guest referee of the Harry vs. King match.

Corduroy King beat Dirty Harry thanks to the Goatherder's interference while guest referee GW was out cold.  Goatherder took out the King with the Goatcall, and then got greedy and took out Dirty Harry with that move as well.  The match was very technically sound, as they both had great chemistry together, dating back to their days in SAW (Stupid Ass Wrestling).

Rob Features interviewed the Commish, who somehow received the role as the special guest referee in the Bill vs. Big Truble match.

SARS (formerly the Mooligan) beat his stepfather, Hark Miggins, once again with the Coleman cutter.  Hark put up a better fight this time than his last outing at Fuck My Balls.  Hark had the whole crowd laughing with his taunts of SARS, such as "I played cards with you!  I played Atari with your sorry ass", and so on.

Backstage, Big Truble proposed a VWF World Title shot (in the event that he'd beat Bill later on) to GW if he tags up with Construction Dick to wrestle Dirty Harry in a handicap match later on.

Rob Features tried to interview Captain Numbnutz, but couldn't understand his Spanish.

Captain Numbnutz beat Silly Ho with the Penis Moonsault.  Entertaining bout with referee Elvis singing an outrageous tune about donuts before the match started.  This was Numbnutz's 3rd victory in a row, and he retains his Cruiserweight title.  Fabu actually made an appearance during the middle of the match, as he ran in with his breakaway pants and made both wrestlers pass out.

Rob Features interviewed Hollywood Haught, who had a lot to say about the Nature Boy and Big Jimmy.

Hollywood Haught beat Big Jimmy with the Haught Bottom in a match that is arguably better than their first outing.  HH actually took Jimmy's finisher, the Bitchslap, and kicked out of the pin afterwards.  Before the match, Jimmy got on the mic and had some unkind words for LordsofPain.net's Mr. Tito.

Backstage, Construction Dick and GW discuss and argue about their handicap match later on.

SARS was backstage riding his bike with training wheels when all of the sudden, the Sasquatch arrives and knocks SARS off the bike and starts raping him.

Dirty Harry won his handicap match against GW/Construction Dick by Dirtykicking Construction Dick for the win, after an "accidental" kick to Dick by GW.  The match featured some good longtime ring chemistry between GW and Dirty Harry.  GW and Dick couldn't get along as tag partners, but afterward, GW fooled Dick into thinking that he'd join him to attack Dirty Harry as he was walking around.  However, it proved to be a ploy, as Dirty Harry and GW beatdown Dick.  GW would try the same trick again, only for Dick to attack him and Billdriver him to finish off the segment.

Rob Features had a sitdown interview with the returning Pico the Destroyer.  At first they talked about the match, but it then turned into Pico calling Rob a "fucking pussy" for taking the wrestler's crap that evening and for getting attacked by Pico and that he'd have to fight a special match to prove himself to be the Destroyer's interviewer.  Rob then fired back that Pico was the "fucking pussy" for not showing for 5 events, citing that he's scared of Pico.  Pico then told him that if he doesn't wrestle in his "special match", then Pico would wrestle Rob himself.  Rob then responded "if you show up for the next event" and then walked away from the interview.

Corduroy King was seen backstage, talking smack on Pico the Destroyer.  This would prompt the Incredible Eiffel to come out to set up the Eiffel vs. Pico rematch, and Eiffel's threats towards Pico had everyone laughing, including Corduroy.  Eiffel was fired up to get his rematch with Pico that he attacked one of Dr. Feelgood's harmless drug users, former VWF wrestler Richard Cranium, to take out his aggression on someone.

Pico the Destroyer beat Eiffel after Big Truble accidentally hit Eiffel with the kendo stick.  Another war between these two, albeit on thicker and better padding this time instead of concrete.  Both men hit lots of power moves and their finishers, but couldn't pin each other until the kendo stick shot occurred. 

Corduroy King beat the Goatherder in a good bout decided after Dirty Harry ran in and Dirtykicked the Goatherder to help Corduroy win the match.  Corduroy was 2-0 this evening.

The main event was Senator Big Truble vs. Construction Bill, where both federations were on the line and the Commish was the special guest referee, for whatever unknown reason.  Great match between the 80's style wrestler in Bill and the vicious wrestling Big Truble.  Back and forth action, and the match ended with what looked like a Bill victory.  He hit Big Truble with the Wreckingball, only to have the Commish refuse to count to 3, which would then make Big Truble capitalize on the situation to now have control of both federations.