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-Sasquatch-
Height: No clue, it’s never
been captured.
Weight: No clue, it’s never
been captured.
Home: Wooded areas, Open
fields & Mountains
Finishers: Yet to be
determined
Trademark Moves: Yet to be
determined
Ring Music: Unsolved Mysteries
Theme
Quote: "Ohhhhhhh weee"
Titles Held: Skunk Ape, Big
Foot
Biography: The true identity of Deep Run's very own Sasquatch is the biggest mystery in Willygoat Xtreme Wrestling. The Sasquatch has made run-ins at the past 3 events, with each of them seemingly focused on GW. According to legend, the Sasquatch lives in the woods of Deep Run, and hates all wrestlers that dye the top of their hair blonde. However, the Sasquatch has also lashed out at other members of the WXW, including the camera crew. At Date Rape, the Sasquatch appeared again, and actually had a verbal "whoop" exchange with one of the wrestlers. Maybe one day the Sasquatch will be captured, and its true identity will be revealed.
Sasquatch ran in during the Hardcore Midget match at Hamlet Chicken Plant Disaster, raping both midgets in the process. He was also seen walking in the background during interviews at TOO HOT 4 DEEP RUN, proving that he's not just a Deep Run phenomenon.
He would then appear at Gang Bang to attack and rape SARS (the Mooligan)
in a horrifying scene. Rumor has it that another rare creature
just might challenge the Sasquatch to a match of epic proportions.
Burt "the Goon" Cottontail
was that rare creature, an Easter Bunny from hell. Burt was angry
that the Sasquatch invaded his territory: little kids. The
Sasquatch confronted Burt at Jimboree in the Hills 2003 and will wrestle
Burt at a future event.
Recently, though, the Sasquatch has
disappeared from the WVW without a trace!
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